TERRIBLE
FOOTBALL

Every Friday at Olympia Haarlem. Any ability, any age, any gender. Just great vibes and zero skill required.

Join the Signal Group

WHAT TO EXPECT

• People running exactly once per game.
• Nobody knows or cares about the score.
• Kicking the ball over a completely open goal.
• Everyone having a good time.

TIME & PLACE

Every Friday: 19:00 - 21:00
Field: Olympia-4
Address: Tennispad 3, Haarlem
Cost: Free in Summer. Tikkie-split in Winter for lights.

BRING THIS

Boots: Blades/Studs (Artificial Grass)
T-Shirts: Bring 1 LIGHT & 1 DARK shirt
Water: 2 bottles (1 for you, 1 for a friend!)

"KEEP EACH OTHER ALIVE. ONLY HIT THE BALL, NOT THE HUMANS."

The Ground Rules

Clubhouse Etiquette

The club lets us play for free! To say thanks, we don’t bring our own drinks (water is okay).
After the game? We head to the clubhouse for drinks and socialising!

Only in winter we pay for having the lights on around the field.

Safety First

Please try to keep each other alive. Only hit the ball, not each other.

Don’t be overly rough with weaker players.

No Drama Policy

We are all amateurs and mistakes will happen. Don’t take it personally. If you get frustrated, take a breather off the field and rejoin when you're ready.

Player Limit & Bibs

Max 30 players on the field. Please use Signal to sign up (and remove yourself if you can't make it).
Wash the bibs: You're expected to take the yellow bibs home for a wash every now and then!

As seen on Haarlem 105

Over a hundred people are in the app! Watch the report to see our "terrible" skills in action.

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Disclaimer

Participation is at your own risk. We try to keep each other alive, but accidents happen. We are not responsible for damage or injury.

Come for the football.

Stay for the laughs.